Poor Mike Gravel :(

The week started out well for my man Gravel, with an almost-but-not-quite endorsement from an Internet celebrity. And he even learned the Soulja Boy dance, so now he can impress all the girls at his next college party!

But then he went on Fox News only to have Neil Cavuto tell him bluntly to his face that he's not going to be President:

But there's still reason to rejoice! Cavuto said Gravel's a lock for the Libertarian Party endorsement!

Not so fast. Enter former Congressman Bob Barr, who apparently has the GOP scared that his positions make him the Second Coming of Ron Paul (I can't believe I just wrote that phrase) and that Barr will win the 8% of Republicans who have been voting for Paul over McCain even after McCain has secured the nomination (and 16% in PA).

The Libertarian Party picks their nominee by May 26th, and right now Gravel's in good position: 11th out of 11 on the Party's website, behind Barr, "Future/Unannounced Candidate," and "None of the Above."

Howard Dean up in this Ho!

What do you get when you mix The Dean Scream and the Soulja boy?

The Hip hop wing of the hip hop party and this...